Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022
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Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
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Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 05, 2023
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That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
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Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean
I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair
by BigraffaD February 08, 2024
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Press Toaster

Alexandra bought a Press Toaster
by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022
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