alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.

I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.

Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.

by jurvis December 9, 2011

Vagina Pad

A pad girls put on their vaginas that helps stop the bleeding

“Omg Jaiya is that a vagina pad”

by Vagina pad March 11, 2020

Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

PADS

Pass/ passing as Deadstock

selling these joints, PADS for retail.

by lilchigga June 16, 2018

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012