Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014

feeder road

A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.

"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."

by Cheledemingo December 6, 2016

Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .

I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"

by ElMalevo December 3, 2010

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

Road Gobbie

The act of Fellatio whilst driving a motor vehicle

"Hey love, be a darl and give me a road Gobbie?"

by Joshiepoos August 9, 2016

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.

After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.

by kdunkle March 8, 2011