Oliver Hale

A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.

In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.

by BBQ Sauce Slut June 12, 2018

Oliver Smith

the real life harry potter pretty cool apart from that

hello Oliver Smith *hums harry potter theme tune*

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

Emily and Oliver

Emily and Oliver are the best of friends. Honestly, they are inseparable. People always ship them two together and you both pretend that you don't care but both of you love it. They find it funny and both of them deeply care for the other. You guys do everything together. If they are not dating they really need to hurry up because it is bound to happen eventually. Everyone is expecting it. Please for everyone in the sake of the world, date. If you are dating then it is one amazing relationship. Everybody wants a relationship just like yours. If you know a guy like Oliver try to get him IMMEDIATELY!! And if you know a girl like Emily them keep her as a friend forever, she is a real one. And if you know a couple like them, they are amazing, keep them close.

Someone- Emily and Oliver are such a good couple and even better friends
Someone else- I KNOW RIGHT!!!

by dancingunicorn September 5, 2018

angelica oliver

Seagulls are evil they haunt my dreams.

angelica oliver says that seagulls are thots

by Raved flame June 1, 2018

Opposite Olive

When you say your opinion and that one person has to be different and say the opposite to what you think.

“Ugh it’s so hot today I’m sweating”
“No it’s literally not even hot what”
“Girl you’re such an Opposite Olive”
“Huh?”

by Iceeater582794 May 10, 2022

Oliver Davey

A male specimen who can be found going brazy at Nobles Bar & Grill in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore. Very studious however has a hobby of sitting in the West Newman Towers bushes upon return from his nights out. He is a king who gets carried to his bed by two of his female companions on these nights. Currently is in concussion protocol due to vicious head slamming in the bathtub. Attracted towards red head individuals.

Oliver Davey yuked in the bathtub and was burnt by a steamer.

by ac54321 February 14, 2022

Oliver’s dick

It’s quite large. Around 8-9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick

Damn, you gotta Oliver’s dick

by I’m better than Ryan January 29, 2021