internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
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Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)
Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
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Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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fourth world problem

The lowest of the world problems. When you are unable to afford the bare minimum (3rd world) so you find a way to obtain drugs to fight the pain of the way things have turned out.

Ex. The inability to stand due to use of drugs.
Thank God I'm not a homeless I don't think I could handle fourth world problems
by Auxie June 9, 2023
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Problemic

A word that I swear used to exist in and before the aughts, especially in academic literature, but there is no evidence online, aside from some academic articles. Another Berenstain/ Berenstain Bears phenomenon.

Notably, the date of the invention of the "word problematic" keeps changing. However, it was invented in the sixties. In the late 1800s, problematical was a more common pseudoword than problematic. Word usage history charts may change after posting this definition.
Problemic Issues of Deploying Cooperative Intelligent Transport Systems During of Digital Transformation
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.
Craig's at it again with them farce problems.
by Faunzt January 4, 2020
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