Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

shut mouth

A very surreal way to say "shut up"

"shut mouth hammock"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

in the lions mouth

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.

Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.

by Imperyosi September 2, 2016

mouth plow

I think we all know what this means

Lorenzo: I just mouth plowed my gf Claire.
Jack: Trill dog, trill

by mouthplower September 10, 2020

mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.

Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.

by Prof. Fussbudget December 2, 2011

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation

That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.

by John Henrique January 19, 2006