Monke

Something young kids say to each other online. Like calling each other "bruh" but dumber. Can also be used to call someone stupid. Comes from a meme.

Yo bruh you are dumb like monke.

by WordMaker2296 March 29, 2025

Monke

Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.

Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .

by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024

monke

the most advanced species on earth

monke

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

Monke

Monke means Gianni, Marco, Anthony, Jack, And David we are all Monke that eat bananas but Monke is not *Monkey* because Monke is family

Monke way better than monkey

by Gg.vr and stone of healing February 27, 2022

Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022