Michael

A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.

You are a bitch, Michael . Go to the drunk tank.and stop smoking weed and sucking cocks.

by Mr.guy person human dude thing January 18, 2017

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michael

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020

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michael

Fur's massage man

fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

by Hxwellz October 15, 2020

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Michael

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

by XxricyxX April 9, 2011

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Michael

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013

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A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.

Me: Michael, what are you doing?
Micheal: building a TARDIS.

by OriginalSquidney June 14, 2015

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