Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023