by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
Get the farting machinemug. a man who goes hard AF in the gym, but secretly wants everyone to know he goes hard AF in the sheets
Graham: Hey Devan, I like your sets machine shirt.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.
by Devan Patel September 11, 2018
Get the sets machinemug. by Sleepy Head is gay. March 8, 2021
Get the blyat machinemug. Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.
Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?
Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"
Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"
by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022
Get the Green Machinemug. When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
by Magnus69 April 12, 2008
Get the The Soda Machinemug. jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........
the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'
my bodies and machines concept!!
i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'
my bodies and machines concept!!
i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
Get the bodies and machinesmug. A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.
Example of chat during lagging
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022
Get the Lag Machinemug.