Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

Vr._.monke

A very good gorilla tag player that cannot be beat . Vr._.monke is the best there is at gorilla tag

Oh no it’s vr._.monke we need to leave . Agreed everyone leave

by Vr._.monke February 25, 2022

Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

Monke

Me long ago

Monke

Me

by Ronaldo Suwi March 2, 2023

Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch

by JTCarter March 25, 2022

Dirty Holly Monk

A girl whos really slutty yet no one actually wants her. Shes also colossal

"Yo my ex girl was lowkey a slut.. she a dirty holly monk lowkey"
"eww thats nasty bruv"

by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024