Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 2, 2023
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Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
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"Because Minecraft."
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"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."
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"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
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by 360Genius April 29, 2021
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mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma December 18, 2012
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"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 October 26, 2012
Get the dirty minecraft mug.A term very popular among the 7yo kids who think to be 18yo, they insult all the great ganes cause they think they look cool, they want to seem adults but actually are 6-7yo, "minecraft is for kids" is probably the most common term they use , they also say fortnite is for real men, they are also the kind if kids who on roblox call others "kid" for not having bobuk, those kids would say that piggy and adopt me are way better than the classic games
Kid: Lol noob, you play minecraft? Its for kids
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better
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