2D Minecraft

Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 02, 2023
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Minecraft Classic

BROOOOOOO U KNOW U OG SCHOOL BOREDOMINATOR IF U PLAYIN MINECRAFT CLAASICC!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Minecraft Classic
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
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Minecraft Equation

An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"
Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard
by TravistheMoonStar February 07, 2017
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma June 16, 2012
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dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.
"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 September 20, 2011
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Free Minecraft

The thing you search on google when you want to get a virus on your computer.
I downloaded free Minecraft and my computer stopped working.
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 08, 2022
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minecraft faggot

A 9 year old prick who plays competitive minecraft PVP and watches cringy minecraft youtubers and says KYS to everyone critizising him
Oh no, it's that cringy minecraft faggot
by HappyRobloxKid777 January 02, 2017
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