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mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.
1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.
by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006
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Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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Mister-E-pluG

The individual performing the act of a Myster-E-pluG on there partner. Mr. E Plug
Roberts girlfriend referred to him as Mister-E-pluG (Mr. E. Plug) after she realized that he had pulled a Myster-E-pluG on her.
by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007
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Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008
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Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
by Kean Bean February 22, 2010
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Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.
This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.
by thecoooolest January 21, 2011
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Mister Fahrenheit

A nickname you call someone when they are able to withstand heat
James: You are kind of close to that fire, aren't you hot, Jhon?
Jhon: I can stand it
James: Mister Fahrenheit!
by 50%Cat December 2, 2011
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