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Iowa Lizard Lots

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

Good Mother Lizard

Rock band formed in the mid 1990s in Northeast Pennsylvnia. Known for the lower brain stem riffs and weird lyrics. 1 album and since disbanded. Named after the Maiasaur.
gmlgood mother lizard
Good Mother Lizard by ßri August 15, 2010

Lasso the lizard 

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

Small gay Lizard

A way of proclaiming your love for someone.
Person 1: Small Gay Lizard?
Person 2: Gay.

Lot Lizard 

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions
when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards
Lot Lizard by Uberism June 20, 2010

Muddy lizard 

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard
Muddy lizard by Notorious1 July 8, 2012