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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
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LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard.
1. Did you know he is a LION?

2. He looks like a LION to me!
by Thelioninquestion June 8, 2025
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Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Lion-Heart Mustache

A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018
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crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.
Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.
by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020
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lion

codename for a girl you like with curly mushy or frizzy hair that may look like a lion
VIKK-"JJ look over there the lion is there"
JJ-"RAHHH"
by sub2LethalGamer March 15, 2019
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