Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 1, 2018

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

by Unwell July 6, 2021

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 19, 2020