Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 7, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation

Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night

by Plehh April 10, 2017

lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

lemon swirlly

a regular swirlly except now, the bully has urinated in the toilet beforehand and the wimp receives a lemon swirlly.

bully: that little wimp's gonna get a lemon swirlly.

by mrburns1602 June 23, 2012