by Kainsley March 2, 2022
Get the Rush's Lawmug. A mathematical equation in which the frequency and force of one's sneezes is directly proportional to the frequency and force of one's orgasms.
by sleepyjeanne October 27, 2009
Get the Gilman's Lawmug. I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....
by First class smartass August 29, 2018
Get the Well’s Lawmug. This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021
Get the Ethan's Lawmug. A grammar/spelling error dramatically increases the chances that a meme will go viral.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.
by borderlinezen April 27, 2021
Get the Tarryk's Lawmug. Guy: Man today sucks! Which is not fair because yesterday was so great.
Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
by Domitri January 17, 2013
Get the Domitri's Lawmug. The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone
by Timothy trim November 26, 2022
Get the Freddie’s Lawmug.