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Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.
I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.
by BluLaura August 3, 2024
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Lion of the Bayside

A ruler, leader, or guardian without followers, subjects, or purpose; a figure of power presiding over emptiness.

A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.

(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.

Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
After the company downsized, he sat in his executive office alone—a true Lion of the Bayside.

The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.

She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.

His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.

The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.

Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.

Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.

He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
by Barbagann September 2, 2025
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION
I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.
by wizard cow February 8, 2017
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Lion's milk

Arak - a Levantine alcoholic spirit in the anis drinks family. It looks like water, tastes of anise and turns milky white when water is added.
- What are you having?

- IDK Lion's milk
by altndm May 29, 2017
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Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.
I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.
by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019
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Saturn Lions

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"
by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018
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