A Dan kick is when a kick is so fierce it can destroy one and send one across globe or prehaps a different dimension.Can however only be performed by a Dan Wolf
by tonylegs696niggs November 29, 2010

Some dude came into the shop with a boot on so I decided to make small talk and asked what happened to his foot. He said he "Eastside kicked" the wall in his apartment twice and broke his foot
by Real niggas don't cry December 14, 2019

by Nahida September 5, 2005

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

by Real0fficial_\________ October 5, 2020
