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Karen

an annoying bitch who walks into a restaurant and if you do so much as get her order wrong, she'll say: Can I speak to your manager? she also freaks out when someone says her kid(s) aren't that cute to look at. Ex: puppies and kittens are cute. Her kids: look like rotting sardines being pulled out of someone's ass while they poop.
Restaurant employee: sees Karen

Also Restaurant employee: time to initiate self-destruct
by HazeNut October 6, 2020
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Karen

Usually a slur loves having sex from immigrants
by Karen India May 27, 2016
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Karen

1. A slang term for a vagina.
2. The vertical smile, poon, love canal, pearly panty gates, cunt, love rug, deep pink, cooter.
3. A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.
4. A woman who is a bitch for the sheer pleasure of being a bitch.
5. A woman who is a waste of oxygen; a moron.
6. To be that woman who is an embarassment to everyone around her, even if they are not associated.
1. The Karen is one step below perfection.
2. Steve: "Any luck with Janet last night?"
Ryan: "She was serving up all Karen, all night!"
3. Karen is what all men strive for.
4. I seriously cannot believe my mother. She has been a total Karen.
5. Ever since Amanda and I broke up she has contracted 'the clap,' gotten herself addicted to heroine, and become the biggest Karen in existance.
6. Ally is the most obnoxious person, I cant believe someone can be that much of a Karen and not even know it.
by LOLomgLOL December 15, 2008
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Karen

the one jackass at the party that hogs the beer.
by the not sexist kind April 3, 2015
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Karen

Is a smelly women, from the back end of no where in Ireland. And someone who likes Kate Bush!...Like why??..Yeah...Thats a Karen!
Karen is a smelly women
No she's not
by Andy Pandy101 November 8, 2008
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Karen

Karen
karen is seen as a lovable, generous, caring and overall good person. This is the illusion that karen creates.

Behind the illusion, she is a misguided, unfortunate creep. She's obese, tortures her kids, and still found a way to stay married to her husband. I swear he was either desperate or a lunatic. She spends her time gardening and crushing children's dreams. Sometimes, she wonders her purpose in the world, if she even has one. One of her favorite past times is cow tipping. If a guy asks for some fun, he should steer clear of Karen. Her laugh is like a dying cat being poisoned by a witch. She is unloved by her family, loved by her dead goldfish.

- Karen's soon to be ex husband
Bob: See the girl at the bar over there?
Larry: Who?
Bob: The girl with the dead goldfish.

Larry: I see her. She's such a Karen!
by Soon to be ex husband January 1, 2017
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Karen

A common name given to a female, mostly at birth.
2: A bitch who acts like they are better than everyone else, then gets offended when others call them a karen.
1: Oh, hello there, Karen!
2: "gEt mE tHe FuckInG mANagEr" "mASks inFringE mY riGHtS"
by NuggMan42 August 19, 2020
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