a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl
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by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011
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by Elliott Rudner May 15, 2007
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I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.
'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007
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has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
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"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
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