Jordan is basically the epitome of an amazing girl. She's hot & she knows it. She has wild rockstar hair, big blue eyes, and a great smile. She's wild and dangerous and she'll do any dare you give her, just to get a reaction out of others. She's smart, quick-witted, and hilariously funny. She doesn't take shit from anyone, and if anyone messes with her, she'll never let them hear the end of it. She has a small waist but a cute booty and big boobs, and she loves to show them off. She's a party girl and she can definitely get naughty, but deep down she knows right from wrong. She's much smarter than she let's on & she's probably smarter than most of the guys she messes around with. Some people thinks she's a bitch, and some people think she's full of herself, but they're just jealous. Everyone knows this girl. She can make a few mean jokes & might shock and surprise everyone from time to time, but Jordan is definitely someone you want in your life. She's a blast to be around and when she cares for you, she's a sweetheart. Jordan is the girl to chill with, a great friend, an unforgettable hook up, and if you make it this far... an amazing girlfriend.
"Damn that chick is wild, she must be a Jordan'
"She's so hot... gotta be a Jordan"
"Look at that hair, she's a jordan"
"Dude my girl is so boring, I wish I had a Jordan"
"She's such a bitch." -Mary
"Don't hate her cause she's beautiful, she's a Jordan" -Rachel
"Pretty face, nice body, good personality... she's a Jordan'
"She's so hot... gotta be a Jordan"
"Look at that hair, she's a jordan"
"Dude my girl is so boring, I wish I had a Jordan"
"She's such a bitch." -Mary
"Don't hate her cause she's beautiful, she's a Jordan" -Rachel
"Pretty face, nice body, good personality... she's a Jordan'
by masterk1234 March 7, 2011
Get the jordanmug. a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl
wow, look at that jordan
by gobulls4432 September 24, 2011
Get the jordanmug. must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!
Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!
Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!
Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan
by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011
Get the jordanmug. the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far
by Elliott Rudner May 15, 2007
Get the jordanmug. To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
by Nandizzle November 8, 2005
Get the jordanedmug. Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.
I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.
'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007
Get the Jordan!mug. a absolutely striking human being (in this case: female)
has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.
jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.
overall jordan is literal perfection
by youregoals July 19, 2017
Get the jordanmug.