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Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015
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Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
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Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit
After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank
by Dengo August 6, 2015
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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
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jizz brow

When someone receives ejaculation on the forehead above the brow.
Jen refused anal so I shot her a jizz brow.
by Lodonkulous June 4, 2018
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Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.
Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.
by £low January 10, 2014
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jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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