Jew cheap

A jewish person who is extremely cheap.

He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He doesnt tip.

HE never ever donated to charity. He avoids taxes and generally tries to avoid paying people what he has to. He likes to exploit other people because he is convinced that they owe sometning to him and he doesnt feel bad about it.

He is actually proud of being CHEAP.
Employee : I earned you 900. 000 $ this year.

Can you raise me my salary from 48.000 $
to 53.000 $.

Boss : NO.

Emoloyee : You Jew cheap fraudster i quit.
by Employee48.000$ January 14, 2011
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jew dog

Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)

Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
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Jew-Dog

I got some of them Jew-Dogs on the grill, all jew need to do is grab me a beer.
by luvestospooge December 20, 2009
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Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.
person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"
by RideTo July 03, 2011
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Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
by TheOldBreed December 18, 2010
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Jew hustle

the extreme act of hustling to Capitalize on the gain of the wishful out come
1.Shylocks actions from Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

2.Don't try to Jew hustle me for every cent I'm worth
by gimme half June 24, 2010
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JEW KICK

ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years
an angry jew JEW KICKED hitler
by lukeflashmanadams July 08, 2011
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