If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks
by Joemama69696900 November 2, 2019

by Koochieslayaa January 26, 2021

a super cool birthday when all the coolest people are born and ur even cooler if you were born at night 😎
by mozflash January 25, 2021

by Moldt April 9, 2021

by published name January 14, 2021

Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.
Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.
Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th
Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th
Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th
Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th
by Blood Bill January 3, 2012

The day of the capital insurrection in which MAGAts stormed Washington DC. Minimal damages were reported, only easily replaceable doors and windows were broken and Maximum memes were harvested.
Friend: Bruh didn’t you heard about the capitol insurrection? An ox hat earring dude took over
Me: That’s crazy, it’s only January 6,hopefully 2022 will be better doe
Me: That’s crazy, it’s only January 6,hopefully 2022 will be better doe
by Shutter_bug January 9, 2021
