Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

Biscuit Giver

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts

"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"

by Givre December 13, 2019

Nigga biscuit

Burnt fuckin biscuit. Racial slur. Commonly used when referring to a person having little brains.

Get yo nigga biscuit ass in here. These nigga biscuits are that bad.

by Ndntrashtalk October 21, 2018

pussy biscuit

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.

OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits

by microdot710 May 10, 2021

Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.

“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”

by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Biscuit Head

A dry ass dome. May I dare even say a dome more dry than Popeyes biscuits

Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf

by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021