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no-tap zone

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.
Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.
by ffnz July 5, 2010
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B-zone

If someone is in the B-zone, they are in a situation where they could potentially be bollocked for something about to happen or that has already happened.
Iain: Wanna buy some drugs?

Simon: Dude, your standing outside the police station...you are so in the B-zone.
by Scary S October 24, 2008
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Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.
Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."
by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009
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Family zone

When you're not just in the friend zone, but you've been come the brother or sister they never had.
Hey, you are dating Matt yet? No, he sees me as his sister, I'm deep in the family zone.
by chocolover69 June 15, 2016
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Scary Zone

The realm of existence you enter upon smoking way to much weed. A place where you are convinced you'll never leave, and that you are so high that it becomes a nightmare. The closest you can be to poding without poding.
guy 1 : Dude i smoked way too much last night.

guy 2 : Why did you POD?

guy 1: Nah man i entered the scary zone i thought id never be sober again.
by Laxkid22oa July 17, 2010
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Hoe Zone

When a girl has A LOT of friends on Facebook, meaning she probably gets around.
Cameron: Dude I think I'm gonna go out with Julie.

Chris: Bad idea man. Have you seen how many friends she has on Facebook? Hoe zone man.

Cameron: Dodged a bullet on that one.
by Teehoe April 30, 2010
mugGet the Hoe Zonemug.

Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.
Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman
by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017
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