A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the alternative factsmug. When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy
Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact
Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact
Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
by Steloo September 15, 2019
Get the Fon factmug. Straight Facts!
Oh yeah.... I love you more!
That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)
Oh yeah.... I love you more!
That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)
by Money gang June 24, 2021
Get the Straight Factsmug. by MoMoose March 7, 2019
Get the moose factsmug. by sretaw, trebor August 4, 2022
Get the all facts, no opinionmug. One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.
by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024
Get the The rules were you guys weren't going to fact checkmug. A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact
by MPD blue November 14, 2018
Get the Factmug.