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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy
Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
by Steloo September 15, 2019
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Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!
Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)
by Money gang June 24, 2021
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moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%
by MoMoose March 7, 2019
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all facts, no opinion

when facts r the priority & opinions r not an option
“YAH is MOST HIGH! all facts, no opinion
by sretaw, trebor August 4, 2022
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The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.
"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024
by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024
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Fact

A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact
Big Kenny was pounding his bitch so hard that he busted her fact! Now they're in deep shit
by MPD blue November 14, 2018
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