Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.

Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working

by brejames88 January 20, 2011

Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.

Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.

by MrCat132 June 3, 2014

hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

by Joefromcali February 10, 2018