by The girl who speaks the truth! September 6, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..
but she was a true Heather
by isle Heather October 28, 2017
Get the heathermug. Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
Get the Heathermug. In reference to a rare but worthy of your time musical of the same name that has as antagonists some awful,rich, popular,pretty,despicable and most toxic bitches with one of them even having boob implants and having most of the school at their feet.This is used to refer to that group of girls in high school that match most of the descriptions and feel like the top of the list or queens of the hill for having positions such as Head of the school paper ( that aren't even that special) which also happen to be jock magnets
Some random dude:Hey! Isn't that Carol and her fantastic group of friends?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
by Marshall Wayne February 11, 2021
Get the Heathersmug. Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
Get the Heathermug. by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
Get the Heathermug.