GRAVY GABE

when you pour gravy on yout friends head and his namw happens to be gabe, so you go:

“nyaaahni deska? :3?? o-oh, arigato gabu chan huhuhu!! douh?!? owo ?? gravy ALL
over your feet??? heh… dont worry…. nyah.. *licks lips* i can get the cleaning job done…”

gabe : OHHH NO THERES GRAVY ON MY HEAD!!

ren: hahahah you hust hot gravy gabe

president of the united states with a tight pink thong and black leather boots: hooo nooo poor gabe

by phroglover April 29, 2023

gravy trail

Shit yourself on the way to the toilet

I left a gravy trail down the hallway this morning

by realname44 March 13, 2015

Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

gravy abuse

Wasting delicious sauce or gravy, particularly sausage gravy during breakfast.

Synonyms: "alcohol abuse"

Joe: "Hey, dont throw away that to-go box?"
Frank: "Why? It just has gravy left in it?"
Joe: "You're comitting gravy abuse, let me at lesst add that to my toast."

by Fishball July 17, 2021

Head Gravy

The oily stains left on a pillow from sleeping, especially from people with bald heads and of Mediterranean decent.

Honey, are you going to wash your pillow case? Its covered in head gravy.

by Ezra Lambic April 24, 2015

Share Gravy

When two people agree not to tell anyone about the relationship they have.

Usually a sexual relationship meant for satisfaction only and has no rules or limits other than being secret.

Don’t tell anyone we share gravy or I will never forgive you

Never share the gravy with someone you don’t trust

by BillyRaySyrus December 10, 2021

Evie gravie

Evie gravie is so smexy that when you look at her you faint. 😍

Someone: woah whos that hot chick
Me: thats evie gravie

by dracoolover March 23, 2022