Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 26, 2020
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Frikin Glory

Used when something is really cool, fun and amazing.
Lets go jumping like kangaroos, " OMG that is so frikin glory"
by mariczacool September 08, 2020
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Glory Docking

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.
by Professor Alec December 21, 2021
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Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.
Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.
by Stretjenkie June 14, 2016
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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dirty glory

when you find your penis under your fat rolls and its smaller than you remember
after hours of searching JD achieved dirty glory
by WinterNGlory May 13, 2024
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Glory Bowl

The overflow glass bowl that collects gizz the Glory Hole worker can’t consume at end of shift, to save for a late-night snack or to dry and shape later into California Cum Drops
Molly forgot her Glory Bowl so was forced to swallow and couldn’t button her jeans before she waddled home
by BobbyScott July 30, 2022
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