Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

Goober

L from Death Note

“Look at him he’s just a little goober”

by X1097_PA January 3, 2024

goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Goober Gang

A roblox gang created by thet0phatguy (947055594)

Person one: Hey bro have you heard of the Goober Gang
Person two: no.

by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023