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Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.
Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.
by fart fycker October 8, 2020
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Sparkel Farter

A person or persons that think they are above others and to good for you. They often are snobs and narcissist. They often think their shit don't stink. They mainly live on You Tube that's the place they love to sparkel fart on everyone.
I came across a Sparkel Farter on You Tube today and they seemed to be a big snob. There nose was so far up in the air that there nose bled.
by Triggered Minds January 3, 2021
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Yellow Filter Syndrome

A phenomenon that white, uneducated, and western civilization portrays where they have the general idea that the Middle East is just a war zone plagued with poverty and camels.

Dates back to the yellow colored filter western media uses when portraying the Middle East in movies and TV shows.
American: did you go to school on a camel

Middle Eastern: your yellow filter syndrome is showing
by Hugo4727288283 November 26, 2021
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hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.
Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!
by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010
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Tourette's filter

The part of the brain that stops you having career limiting outbursts of great truth and reality at work
He was talking crap but my tourette's filter kicked in so I said nothing

Fred's tourette's filter failed and he told his boss what he thought, now he's fired
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part

Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
guy one/ walks in.
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
by sherk is nice February 20, 2021
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fart-filter

Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
by kris ault January 22, 2009
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