Fortnite

the game that came up in 2018 that’s stealing our niggas

girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”

“hello”
“what are you doing”

boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”

by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub

No but I played fortnite does that count?

No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn

Fortnite is a game

by VinceThatGuy April 16, 2020

Fortnite

A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.

Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death

by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer.

Do I have permission to shoot the child wearing the fortnite costume?

by SumoBoii October 24, 2018

Fortnite

An overrated game that has only screaming 9yo’s and fucking sucks micropeen.

“Reeeeeeeee! (A 9yo fortnite kid in his natural habitat)”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Fortnite

a trashy game no should play.instead play minecraft

Bob: wanna play Fortnite?

Peppa pig: ew no minecrafts better

by Peppa_pig October 18, 2019

Fortnite

A game for gay virgins who get turned on by pixelated ass cheeks.

Them: I play Fortnite Me: Nice way to come out of the closet

by SuqqMe0ff December 20, 2020