Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

by John9999 October 7, 2011

cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time

Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.

by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015

Sliding in head first

When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic

Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first

by Quasimototheking April 29, 2016

california kelp forest

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

Folk's First Law of Romance

When you are crushing on someone, and you are sexual harassing your crush and tell that you are not a simp

In Folk's First Law of Romance, Simp is unidentified

by MintTrunchAngelo December 2, 2020

At least buy me a drink first.

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

by Dakiji February 18, 2019

firsting

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important

obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place

by fallentomato July 6, 2009