real date

The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the girl is 20 pounds heavier and is neither "fun" or "easy going."
Hey, so which site is your date tonight from? None, it's a real date.
by The Nev January 07, 2009
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IV real

The inside joke created by Kherington and the rest of the dancers on So You Think You Can Dance. Meaning for real, the IV being the roman numeral for four. The sign being, reaching your left arm up and placing the pinky, ring finger, middle finger, and pointer finger on the side of your shoulder that points the same way as your face and your thumb on the back of your shoulder.
Look! Twitch and Comfort are throwing up the IV Real sign!
by Madexline July 31, 2008
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Real Doll

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.
"Hi I'd like to buy a Real Doll for $5000 because I'm a lonely freak that wants to fuck plastic.."
by Rayza January 23, 2004
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on da real

to seriously mean somthing or to be serious about somthing
harlem native: camron is da shit son
miami native: on da real, dat nigga is garbage
by bmjr July 02, 2005
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Real Life

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.
I just spent OVER 9000 dollars to keep my crappy 2 story house which I barely make in a month. It took me 21 years to get my hands on a firearm, which was not allowed to be used anyways. Real Life sucked, going back to Skyrim.
by cartoonssuckbringontheanime987 January 13, 2013
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real music

(lucky me for getting here first)
n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.
-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.
-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.
by Trex July 21, 2004
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