Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong
by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
by Mhrheh December 1, 2021


by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

Elijah is the shit fam u.
by brickgangsterepic April 11, 2024

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
by rossabong June 4, 2020
