douche bag

An irish man who is pissed

God that irish drunk is such a douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020

douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag

You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie

by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021

douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007