Get the Dorkmug. An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug.
Get the Dorkmug. by weeniehutjuniors July 22, 2018
Get the Dorkmug. Stephen Parker (Stevop) is our Dork Lord, He is the Lord of all Dorkyness and has Dorked the Most Dork there is to Dork. Making him Dork Lord.
by EmuumE April 18, 2018
Get the dork lordmug. by Whales dork August 21, 2023
Get the Dorkmug. 