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dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.
OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.
by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Dork

by GAYHOMOGAYSEGGSUALGAY April 29, 2022
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dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
by Questionforgodwhy April 7, 2021
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Dork

Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.
The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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dork

ig: @dorkakii
by nem kecsp April 4, 2021
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Dork

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth
I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath
by elceenor February 3, 2021
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