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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
mugGet the ditch cowmug.

ditch lizard

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard
by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
mugGet the ditch lizardmug.

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.
Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018
mugGet the beg & ditchmug.

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long
this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn
by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021
mugGet the carriage stuck in a ditchmug.

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
mugGet the Ditch-uationmug.

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
mugGet the Itch in the Ditchmug.

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
mugGet the Ditch diapermug.

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