Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017

Cricket

loud and obnoxious

My friend B. M. is a Cricket but is also a cockroach sometimes

by anonymous January 19, 2022

cricket chirp

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

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Cricket

When you choose to be quiet in situations when you should use your voice

Lara was being a cricket, when she was being scolded.

by Cricketness November 15, 2020

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Cricket

Sexual

I’m partial to cricket

by Einnob February 8, 2021