busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

Spongebobian Crash Out

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.

Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.

by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024

crashing bridges

When two men touch the tips of their dicks together during sex

"I heard John and Jake are crashing bridges later"
"oh sweet good for them I guess"

by ghostsex June 4, 2018

Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020

Crash out

The act of sporadically going crazy or insane.

"Bazinga! Zoe has had a massive crash out"

by anonymous May 29, 2024

ko crash

This Nigga Will Fuck Yo Bitch....

In The Mouth Doe!! 😂😂😂

Ko Crash Fucked Your Babymom, In The Mouth Doe!!

by Realest Nigga Ever!! June 18, 2018

Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021