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craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents
by iishark May 9, 2022
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Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible
that guy is acting like a craig shafto
by njp31 January 18, 2023
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Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020
by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021
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Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
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Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
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Craig

Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man
by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
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