coochie cancel

the WLW alternative to cockblock

"Opps I didn't mean to coochie cancel you by walking into the single stall bathroom"

by coochiecanceller May 5, 2023

Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

Stale coochie

A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl

Why that girl smell like stale coochie

by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016

oozy coochie

A pussy that has been passed around quite a bit and is now dripping cum and it’s pretty wide

Mom I met up with a chick I met on tinder, she had an oozy coochie

by dr.pubic January 21, 2018

grucci coochie

The dankest of cushlord swag nibbas

Holy darn, that boi swimming in grucci coochie

by BootyAqaurius October 30, 2018

Craving coochie

Some condition were the pussy gets hungry and eats here pants. Similar to the known term of camal toe except the pussy is drooling red stuff

That bitch over there has a craving coochie

by Tramps r’us February 6, 2019

Trash Coochie

A lame pussy you can receive from local horny retired sluts for free.

George got some trash coochie at the gas station.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019