Comment Convo

Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.

1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."

by Numerouno2794. December 25, 2010

Comment Convo

A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.

John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"

by Workboat42 September 2, 2010

Comment Abuse

Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.

(in comments)

Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!

Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !

Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this

by ninjastarr09 November 18, 2010

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Comment-sation

A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.

(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)

Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.

by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011

Commentmaphobia

The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons

-You have the totally shitty iPhone, that has the Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures

-You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments"

-You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county

"Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"

"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i have Commentmaphobia"

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"Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone has been buzzing all night"

"No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to give me Commentmaphobia"

by BLAKERNCONN November 28, 2011

comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013