licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Multi-Clothing

a shirt that can be a skirt. or a skirt that can be a dress. clothes that can be other kinds of clothes

Bobella: "cindyloo thats a skirt"

Cindyloo: "no it's a dress. stop hating on my multi-clothing"

by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011

Sheep in wolf's clothing

Being aggressive in the name of an actually good and kind purpose.

If someone is toxic and breaching privacy in the name of right to own purchases.

Person Twitter, is a sheep in wolf's clothing under stop killing games initiative.

by theron guard #1 June 30, 2025

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.

The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.

by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 19, 2017

clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023