chicago hot pocket

When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.

Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.

by 7ft chef July 14, 2014

Chicago Pull Out

When a car pulls out from a T intersection until traffic is forced to yield from one or both directions.

There’s no way we’re going to get off of this side street unless we use the old Chicago pull out.

by Pukadon April 8, 2009

The 1985 Chicago Bears

The greatest football team ever assembled

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.

by Patar13 October 2, 2008

Chicago carriage ride

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.

Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

by Matt Daniel June 20, 2011

Lincoln Park, Chicago

Best neighborhood in the city of Chicago. Affordable high rises, great restaurants, minutes from the loop and Wrigley Field. Gets a bad rep for being snobby but some people there are nice and almost anyone can afford it.

Dude 1: Where you from man?
Dude 2: Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Dude 1: That's dope.
Dude 2: I know, right.

by JBAlbertosisawesome September 23, 2013

Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure

Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!

by Seth Rogaine July 19, 2018

chicago lube job

When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.

Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.

by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020