Canada's History

When you fist your girl in the ass and fuck her in the ear 69 style, and you come so hard it shoots her eyes out. While this happens, you pull your hand out so that her built-up shits end up in your face.

"Yo dude did you get with that chick?"
"Yeah man, we studied some of canada's history"
"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
"fuck that, dude, my face stinks."

by GerryWithAG February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.

Canada's History is fun but sticky.

by vstiles February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.

Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!

by meatless February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.

Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"

Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)

by Dabsters February 6, 2010

Canada's History

When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.

You are severely mistaken if you think I am taking part in Canada's History, with you.

by UncleMom February 5, 2010

Canada's History

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.

I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey

by Nuclearo March 1, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010